Misunderstanding a Toddler – Vol. 1. 

Steps and swallowing solids aside, talking is by far one of the most exciting milestones to date. I’m loving the fact that T understands (most of) what I say, and can often tell me what he wants (as long as I go through a list of 10 or so items first). I’m really enjoying listening to this toddler talk/little babbles, as well as watching him try and tell me something.

There are a huge amount of words T can now say; he can request water, for ‘more’ or tell us ‘no more’ when it comes to mealtimes, for his ball or for ‘choo choo’ (which is either TV or Thomas the Tank Engine). He tells us ‘NO!’ and give us various animal noises. T also understands when I’m asking for a particular vehicle or when I’m asking him to pick up his damn water bottle (again).

As part of this new milestone has come a HUGE amount of fun as well, and by that I mean the way T says things that I misinterpret or can’t quite understand.

In no particular order, here are just a few of things I swear I have heard T say within the past month.

Bill Cosby
Co.caine
Ti.tties
Jack Bower
Oompah
Cake Hole
D’accord (French for Okay, apparently)
<speech resembling a foreign dictator>
Bootay
Bongo
Tooty
Bullshit (in mine and Sharon’s defence, we don’t use this word but when your toddler says “Bol Sit” you do start to doubt yourself).
Coronary
Tupac

See, if toddlers are good for one thing it’s comedic value. I know it’s only going to get worse, and the mispronounciations are only going to get more public, but this going to be fun.


Like a bad smell, I’m also looking forward to blaming random outbursts on the toddler.

K

4 thoughts on “Misunderstanding a Toddler – Vol. 1. 

  1. The DADventurer (Dave) says:

    Haha – I would love it if they were his actual words and not things you’ve misheard – try putting all of those things into the same sentence. L’s now at a point where she’s talking loads – it doesn’t seem that long ago that she was at T’s age. How quickly they develop is remarkable. Enjoy it 🙂

    • Kate Everall says:

      haha! If you combined them all it would make an awesome episode of 24!

      I’m always astonished when I look back, even by a few months. Things are changing so quickly that I don’t realise he’s doing something or not doing something anymore. I’m loving it so far, just wish it would slow down even a teeny bit.

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